Showing posts with label personal. Show all posts
Showing posts with label personal. Show all posts

Sunday, December 25, 2011

and life continues


Assalamualaikum and hello.. just a quick post to inform you guys that I added a new vlog.. do drop by and see.. thanks..


not much in the mood.. just finished doing my Applied Statistics tutorial and I burnt my brain ftw.. so just a quick post.. will update when I feel like it.. stay save peeps, love you! ^^

oh, and this is for you..

Monday, June 7, 2010

future Project Alpha guest blogger or future actress?

Mood : excited!


Assalamualaikum awesome peeps, and happy Monday!.. hope you've been having a great Monday so far, but I doubt you will since you don't really like Mondays coz it signals the start to a new week and also a new day at work.. kan kan?.. =D

anyway, I wanted to blog about my trip to Penang last week, but have been a bit tied up with work, so am currently unable to, yet.. so for today, it's just a quick post.. when I came to the office this morning, all I had in mind was just FB and work.. okay, there's also food, but who doesn't think about food kan?.. plus I'm currently fasting today, so no food till after Maghrib.. hoho.. all the juicy chicken, the kuihs, the nasi, the tomyam dancing in front of me.. the smell of the aroma, fuhhhh, salivating now.. okay, running away from topic.. =P

I'm updating to inform you guys about an audition I attended today at 11am.. it's for a film or drama or something, I don't really know.. the audition was conducted by UUM's Unifilem Sdn. Bhd., I think.. but it involves acting la, I just don't know what kind and how large the production is going to be.. I auditioned for a part under the clause of 'female grown up (in the twenties)'.. I don't really have any experience with auditioning other than the Project Alpha video audition where I talked crap and dance around weirdly, so yeah.. just testing my luck and talents, if I have any.. =P

once I arrived at the office, I was told to fill in a form and memorize a few dialogs.. I read through, it's quite easy to memorize.. I played a boss who was frustrated for not being able to contact his subordinate.. yes, you read it right, I played a male character for the audition.. bahahaha!~~ =DD it was quite nerve wrecking I tell you.. there were around 5 other people that I don't know inside the studio when I was auditioning, and I was a bit nervous and all.. but I think I did a fairly good job.. I read out the lines and did some facial expression, being pissed, annoyed, worried, etc.. I did 3 takes.. the first one sitting down, 2nd was standing, 3rd was walking around being all frustrated.. I'm not going to lie.. it's hard to act when you know there's a camera recording your every move.. (-__-;;

after the 3 takes, I was asked to do a facial screening or something, I don't know what's it called.. I just sit there on the chair and do what the director tells me to do.. once he said 'Action!', I have to do all the expressions he told me to do, happy, sad, angry, nervous, worried, scared, angry, happy, worried, OMG a lot of times okay! he said it's to see my facial expression in different moods ftw!.. okay, layankan ja lah.. after that was done, he took 2 pictures of me to make a portfolio in their database.. so if I'm not lucky enough to be in the film I'm auditioning in, I might get another part in some other drama or movie that they're doing in the future.. hohoho..

the nice director asked me if I had any experience before this, so I said no, a video audition for Project Alpha does not count la people!.. he said I did a good job, so yeahh.. I'm looking forward to good news regarding this audition, maybe around this evening or tomorrow morning, since today was the last day of audition.. OMG, so nervous ftw! (>w<)

eh eh, how come your face is all scrunched up?..want to ask a question?.. sure sure, what is it?.. ohh, you want to know why I joined the audition is it?.. well, to tell you the truth, I've always wanted to be on tv, since I was a kid.. it doesn't have to be the mainstream, but just tv.. I always wondered how my face would look like on tv and would I be any good, and it so happens that an opportunity presented itself this morning, so I figured, WHAT THE HECK?.. it's never wrong to try something new, right?.. so that's what I did, I tried something new, auditioning for a part in a drama or film.. hey, it's okay even if you don't have any experience before, hence the term 'trying something new' ftw!.. =P

and yes, I don't know who the guest bloggers for Project Alpha season 3 is going to be, so quit asking me.. (-__-;;


so now I'm waiting for a call or an email from them peeps at the UUM Unifilem place.. hope it's good news, but even if it isn't, I'll cherish the audition experience forever.. (^^,)


p/s :- have you guys heard of a drama on Astro Prima called 'Aalia' or something?.. the director mentioned something about that during the audition, and I think it's somehow related.. ntah la, not sure.. oh well, let's wait!! wheee!~~ =DD


Thursday, June 3, 2010

weekend activities


Mood : excited!

Assalamualaikum, hey ho awesome peeps!.. it's Thursday again, which means that tomorrow is the start of the wonderful weekend for people in Kedah.. and I personally JUST CAN'T WAIT for tomorrow! I'm going to PENANG!!

okay okay, calm down, no need to get upset.. haishhh.. I know Penang is not London or Los Angeles, but it's somewhere not Kedah.. I'm in dire need of a vacation, and this is the perfect opportunity.. plus, I'll be going with my mum, to the Spa for the very first time! eeiks, I'm so excited!!



hey, I'm no rich kid, I'm only going coz I got 2 free vouchers for AsterSpring for a facial and body treatment worth RM125 which I won by doing this.. I don't know what kind of treatment, I'll be getting but I'm very eager to find out what.. hehehe.. the AsterSpring outlet that I'll be going to is in Queensbay Mall, so it's a win win situation for me.. after a nice pampering, I can do some sightseeing in the largest shopping mall in Penang.. and in the evening, I'll be near the sea for a photoshoot.. so people in Penang, be on the lookout for me on Friday and Saturday, coz I'll be sleeping over!

wohoooo, WEEKEND ROCKS!! \(^o^)/

p/s :- have to work first.. got meeting at 2.30pm... hehehe.. later awesome peeps!

Monday, May 31, 2010

what colour is your heart?

Mood : sleepy

Assalamualaikum, good early morning dear blog readers.. I have been out for the whole day of yesterday, which was on Sunday.. my sisters and I went out to Jitra around 10.30am, and we came back home around 5pm.. initial planning was to meet my primary school friend, but I was a tad busy, so was unable to meet her.. activities in Jitra included movies, clothes shopping without purchasing (also called window shopping but I wasn't shopping for windows so.. yeah..), and stuffing faces with food.. also includes a trip to see a small little girl at a cousins house.. oh btw, Prince of Persia : The Sands of Time was so so freaking AWESOME!! did not regret 1 second of it.. go see it! (^^,)

at 5.30pm, we went out again for a video shoot for a music video, a just for fun one.. we danced around like crazy people while laughing and hitting each other.. not lying.. (-__-;; really tiring I tell you.. our dresses we drenched in sweat by the time we finished.. it's kind of like an exercise, but in pretty clothes and make up.. yeah, that's it.. insyaallah, there will be photos.. better yet, videos.. hohoho.. have to wait for it to be edited by my director/editor, Feshnie.. we are still going out for another video shoot tomorrow, from another location.. preparing brain and body to sweat and dance around weirdly again.. (-__-;;

so back to the point of this entry.. well, I've decided to open up my heart to someone.. it's been a while.. I'm not going to say who, but some might be able to figure out who the guy is.. hehehe.. I think it's about time I gave us a chance, we've been friends for so long, right?.. it might work, it might not, but the point is, we have to try.. and whatever happens, we'll always be friends.. kan?.. but don't make me regret it, or I'll bite your arms off.. okay?.. okay.. hehehe.. (^^,)

dear Mr B, thanks for loving me, you're the best.. =')


so, the question remains..
what colour is your heart?..

Saturday, May 29, 2010

Big Fish Moment with Pizza Hut

Mood : full

Assalamualaikum and good evening awesome peeps!.. guess what?.. I went to Pizzahut yesterday with my family, minus my eldest sister, Kak Ijah, since she's having fun in Beijing with her husband, lucky her.. anyway, her loss for not being able to join her family for the awesome day out together! hohoho..

being the sister who's actually making a lil money from my part time job, I decided I HAD to treat them to the latest sensational pizza from Pizzahut, the Fish King Pizza! wohooo!! being someone who's watching my diet, I really don't want to eat something tooooo fattening, so Fish King pizza is a very nice choice, since there's more protein instead of carbohydrates.. hey, can't blame me for wanting something nutritious yet yummy to eat, right?.. so let's get ready to go! (^^,)

while waiting for everyone to finish dolling up and looking their best, I cam whored a little, you know, for memory purposes.. hehe.. plus, I was so excited, I can't really contain it..

but for now, let the pictures do the talking.. (^^,)
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all pretty to go to Pizzahut!..
my dress of choice..
sadly, I will be letting this dress go..
anyone want to buy this item?.. (^^,)

where are we going?..
Pizzahut..
what are we eating?..
Fish King Pizza!..
omg, so excited I have to jump!..
whoops, Intan got in the picture too late.. hehe..

more cam whoring moments, for memory purposes.. =P
can I be a model now?..
okay?..
boleh?..
*hit self on head* stop day dreaming please, Najmie.. (-__-;;

we're on our way!..

let's go to the nearest outlet, which is in Jitra, for our mouth-watering cuisine..
how long till we get there?..
oh, about 45minutes to 1 hour..
wow, so far awayyyyyy..
no problem, nothing is impossible when you have the fish craving from Pizzahut!.. =D

the place from where our journey to Pizzahut began, Universiti Utara Malaysia, Sintok, Kedah..
the distance from here to Jitra is *punching in numbers on calculator* 33 kilometers..
jauh jauh, tapi tak sabar!.. (>.<)

I can't wait, are we there yet? =DDD

Jitra is straight ahead!.. wheee!~~

faces of people who can't wait to eat Fish King pizza..

are we there yet?..
close enough, we're almost there, 11 kilometers more!

okay, we're finally here!!
let's all ambush Pizzahut!!
eh wait, take a pretty picture first..
hehe..

Pizzahut outlet in Pekan Jitra, Kedah..

okay now we can go ambush the place..
can't wait to taste this awesome pizza!
but first, let's pretend to eat this pizza that this guy is holding!
nom nom nom~
=D

when we got in the restaurant, no one was there to show us the table, so we showed ourselves..
my eye quickly saw the Fish King Pizza on the flippy thingy on the table, and grabbed it..
omg, drool!!

now let's order!
I'd like to take Fish King Pizza set 2, plus 1 lasagna and 2 ice cream sundae please!
nyum nyum!
I'm sorry miss, we're all out of crabsticks.. do you still want to order the Fish King Pizza?..
awwww.. ='( it's okay, we'll take it..
so sad, it's not going to be the complete taste, but nevermind, as long as I get to eat it..

so what's on the Fish King Set 2 that we ordered?..
see below to find out what..
only for RM49.00, very reasonable price!

a few minutes later, we got the soup and garlic bread plus the pitcher of Pepsi..
but the utmost important item for lunch is still not in view, so sad..
so we stuff our faces anyway, while waiting..
hehe..

OMG, it's finally here!!
before eating, must take picture with the waitress, miss Fatin..
such a nice and polite girl, making our visit to Pizzahut a memorable experience..

now must camewhore with mouthwatering fish king pizza!!
\(^o^)/

is your saliva dropping on the floor yet?

whoops, let's recite our prayers first, jangan gelojoh okay?..
now let's dig in!!

please have a piece of this heaven, courtesy of me..

now, what is inside this delicious fish king pizza?..
8 fish fingers made from specially imported Alaskan Pollack, crabsticks(but was sadly not included in my pizza), Mozzarella cheese, roasted capsicums, yellow onions and juicy pineapples, and covered in cool lime mayo sauce that makes it all the more refreshing in your tummy..
yummy in my tummy, I like!

my first bite of this awesomely delicious piece of heaven is beyond words..
the taste, the smell, the savory splendor, everything is soooooooooooooo good!
the pizza was so tender, so moist that it melts in your mouth..
good til the last bite..
awwww, it's the last of the pizza..
finished so soon.. huhu..
my final say of Fish King Pizza?..
just 1 word...

AWESOME!
it's a definite thumbs up from me..

I spent quite a lot there, but the memories are sure worth it..
so what are you waiting for, get your butt to the nearest outlet near you!
cause I will definitely come again for another piece of heaven in the near future..
(^^,)

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

can you give this to me as a present? pretty please~~ (T^T)

Mood : in awe

assalamualaikum and good morning awesome peeps!.. it's a wonderful day today, so smile and be thankful you're still alive to see a Tuesday.. (^^,) I'm currently in my office, on my 3rd day of work.. 1st day of work, nothing much to do, 2nd day, I did a lot of research for my boss regarding poverty and effects of education on poor family, and today I'll continue with where I stopped yesterday.. but I thought I'd update my blog first before continuing with my research.. and no worries, I'll be online on Facebook so you can still get in touch with me there, you know, in case you miss me or something.. hehehe..

so, yesterday while talking to a friend of mine, who's into horses as I am but is wayyyy more knowledgeable about horses, he sent me video of Arabian horses on my FB profile, and it made me interested to do some searching about them.. omg, the horses were magnificent! the body, the colour, the stature, it's all to die for.. so I went online and got some really awesome pictures of Arabian horses for your eyes, my awesome blog readers, so enjoy! (^^,)



my favourite kind of horse, a white Arabian horse.. it's better if it's a stallion, so cool if I can have this horse as my own ftw! okay, day dreaming here.. (^o^)~~ or does someone out there want to give me this horse a present?..


as you can see, the nose on the Arabian horse is different from other breeds, as they have to adapt to the desert and sand.. plus their back is shorter and their body are more compact.. quoted from Wikipedia, Arabian horses have refined, wedge-shaped heads, a broad forehead, large eyes, large nostrils, and small muzzles.. most display a distinctive concave or "dished" profile.. many Arabians also have a slight forehead bulge between their eyes, called the "jibbah" by the Bedouin, that adds additional sinus capacity, believed to have helped the Arabian horse in its native dry desert climate.. another breed characteristic is an arched neck with a large, well-set windpipe set on a refined, clean throatlatch.. this structure of the poll and throatlatch was called the mitbah or mitbeh by the Bedouin, and in the best Arabians is long, allowing flexibility in the bridle and room for the windpipe..


but this black one is so majestic, the coat and fur is so shiny, and the body, OMGG really strongly built!! oh, notice the tail sticking in the air?.. it's one of the distinctive quality of Arabian horses, and it really sets them apart from other breeds.. plus, well-bred Arabians have a deep, well-angled hip and well laid-back shoulder.. most have a compact body with a short back.. some, though not all, have 5 lumbar vertebrae instead of the usual 6, and 17 rather than 18 pairs of ribs.. thus, even a small Arabian can carry a heavy rider with ease.. Arabians usually have dense, strong bone, sound feet, and good hoof walls..



Arabian horses are really the most magnificent breed there is in the world, and is the most oldest.. they are said to be hot-blooded horses, and like other hot-bloods, Arabians' sensitivity and intelligence enable quick learning and greater communication with their riders.. however, their intelligence also allows them to learn bad habits as quickly as good ones, and do not tolerate inept or abusive training practices..

some sources claim that it is more difficult to train a "hot-blooded" horse such as the Arabian, Thoroughbred, Barb or Akhal-Teke.. however, most Arabians have a natural tendency to cooperate with humans, but when treated badly, like any horse, they can become excessively nervous or anxious, though seldom become vicious unless seriously spoiled or subjected to extreme abuse.. at the other end of the spectrum, romantic myths are sometimes told about Arabian horses that give them near-divine characteristics..

now you know why I want an Arabian horse so so much.. but get one thing straight, this does not change the fact that I have and always will love Martina, my other half, who came from Argentina.. her tail might not stick up in the air when she prance around but she's just as lovable.. she's awesome too, and she'll always be first before other horses for me.. LOVE YOU MARTINA!! and no, I'm not a lesbian, please take note.. =P



okay, back to work people, research papers are not going to find themselves you know.. cheers! (^^,)

Sunday, May 16, 2010

Sunday and Teachers' Day

Mood : famished

assalamualaikum, happy day awesome peeps!.. it's a Sunday!.. it's the weekends, I can sleep in late and go out lepak-ing with my friends at malls or Pizzahut!.. it's such a great Sunday! okay, tipu.. I'm in Kedah, so Sunday is a working day here, unlike the other states in Malaysia.. so I'm currently in an office, working, so they say.. yet I'm here updating my blog.. hahaha.. okay, truthfully, there's not much work to be done yet since I have to call certain people to know what my work is, and the certain people are busy with stuff thus making me unable to know what kind of work needs to be done in order to make me look busy ftw.. did you say all of that in one breath?.. hehehe.. so what did I do in the office since this morning?.. I printed some information for the boss, then when online and cam whored.. not much done really..


the quality of the laptops camera is quite low, mind you, so this is the best I can give you..

I'm sitting at this far end of the office, in a cubicle next to Nel, a practical student here.. the other workers are pretty busy typing some documents, printing stuff, organizing folders etc, unlike me.. =P I told Nel I don't know what job I have to do yet, and she laughed and said, then relax, no need to worry, you'll be busy when you're busy.. hehehe.. so yeah, I'm not going to worry my pretty little head about it yet.. eh eh, plus my boss said, since I'm a research assistant, I don't really need to come to work in the office, I can work from where ever, even the library or at home. all I need to do is punch in and punch out everyday.. so after this I can just work from home, if I am not needed in the office.. cool ain't it?.. sila jeles sekarang.. =DD

before I go, I want to wish Happy Teachers' Day to all of them awesome people who have taught me a lot since I was small.. thanks a million to my mum and dad for teaching me how to potty, how to play nice with others, and how to love.. thanks to my teachers from primary school, to my English and Maths teacher in SK Jitra who used to pinch my tummy when I'm noisy in class, may you rest in peace.. thanks to Mrs Ahmed from Sherwood Elementary School, Memphis Tennessee for coping with my lack of English when I got to the states, to all my Secondary School teachers in SMK Jitra,my BM teacher for understanding my needs as a teenager..
thanks to my lecturers in KPM Melaka for guiding me through my 3 years away from Kedah.. my mentor Puan Suraini Saiaa for being a lovable mentor to me and my friends, to Mr Salehan for appreciating my English, Puan Suryanti for being patient in teaching me Accounts, and to all the other lecturers in KPMM.. and even though I'm still new in UUM, I want to thank all the lecturers who taught me in 1st and 2nd semester.. I may have not focused too much on you while in class, but the knowledge you gave me was very valuable..

thanks a million again everyone.. and I ask of you to bless me in my years to come..
HAPPY TEACHERS' DAY!!
(^^,)

Sunday, May 9, 2010

I'm not a genuine girl

Mood : uhuk


assalamualaikum and good evening.. before you go on a spree of wild guesses on what I meant on my title of me not being a genuine girl, let me inform you myself.. first of all, I'm not a lesbian, nor am I a tomboy.. I'm not a genuine girl in the sense that, I'm not so into bags or shoes, at least not as much as other girls.. I personally have no interest in bags, especially those costing more than RM50.. heck, the most expensive bag I have now only cost me RM25, and for me that's a lot.. if I think RM25 is expensive, imagine my surprise when I see bags up to RM2000, and small bags at that ftw!.. really not for me, I'm not a genuine girl, I'll admit that, for not going crazy over bag sales in shopping malls.. and I sometimes don't understand the art and fashion of bags, I really don't..


but another thing that adds up to me being a not so genuine girl is, I don't go super crazy over shoes.. okay, admittedly, I do like shoes, but I have my limit.. what's up with wearing really high heels and walking around then going home feeling crappy and hurting feet?.. I mean, COME ON LAH!.. why suffer?.. not just suffering on your feet, but suffering for your pockets as well.. I've seen shoes and heels costing more than RM2000, and people still buy that.. but okay la, you have money to spend, but think of all the things you can do with RM2000 instead of spending it on a pair of shoes that you'd probably wear once or twice only.. I have a couple of shoes, some are high heels, but none goes over RM30, seriously, not kidding.. but I do want to own a pair of sexy boots one day, hehehe..


but the one thing that makes me a genuine girl is, I like dresses!.. wahahaha.. not just those I actually can wear, but also those I know I can never pull off, coz of it being too sexy or not my body type kind of clothes.. but I really do like to see it, and wish to see myself in those kinds of clothes.. seriously, what are the chances of me wearing these kind of clothes?.. NONE.. but hey, I can dream, can't I?.. (^^,)


OMG, so pretty, right?.. but I can never pull on that look wearing that, I'll look weird and stupid, plus I don't have great legs like her.. so I'll let it be in my dreams.. hoho.. maybe I can wear them for my husband later.. sayang, cantik tak?.. ahahahaha, gelak guleng guleng! =DDD

so there you have it, I'm not a genuine girl for not going crazy over bags and shoes like the rest of the female population.. don't like it?.. then sue me, see if I care!.. bahahaha.. but errr, please don't, I have no money to pay for a lawyer, I only have lawyer buruk.. hahaha.. =P

Saturday, May 8, 2010

8 jenis lelaki yang tidak disukai oleh aku

Mood : panas!

assalamualaikum, apa khabar wahai blog readers ku?.. menikmati hari cuti anda?.. bagus2.. hari nih aku dan keluarga telah dijemput ke 2 kenduri kawen bertempat di Jitra dan Alor Setar.. jadi hari ni aku dah melampaui diet aku yang tidak ingin memakan nasi untuk kuruskan badan.. hoho.. apapun, alhamdulillah aku dah kurang 4kg sekarang..

okay, habis bebelan di situ, jom tengok 8 jenis lelaki yang tidak disukai oleh aku ya.. dan fyi, jenis2 lelaki yang aku tak suka nih, juga tak disukai oleh wanita secara am nya.. jadi untuk mereka yang bergelar lelaki di luar sana, dengar lah luahan aku, seorang wanita, dan berubah la kalau nak disukai oleh wanita yek.. hoho.. =D

8 jenis lelaki yang aku tak suka

pemandu tak berhemah
walaweih, bila di atas jalan, belagak macam bawak BMW atau Mercz, tapi hakikatnya kereta Wira ja yang di pimped dengan turbo.. biasalah kalau lelaki nak make-up2 kereta nih kan, dengan sport rim lah, dengan spoiler lah, sticker ngan air brush lah.. haishhh.. tapi kira okay la, perempuan make-up muka, lelaki make-up kereta.. kalau make-up muka, kang jadik nyah pulak.. hahaha.. tapi kan, jangan la bawa kereta sampai mencecah 150km/j kat highway sampai mengundang ketidak selesaan pengguna yang lain.. dan yang paling tak boleh blah, bila nak corner, haremmm tak bagi signal belok pun, biarkan pemandu menunggu kau yang macam siput nak belok.. memang sangat tak berhemah.. haihhh..

double parking
untuk pengguna kereta di kawasan-kawasan berpenduduk yang tinggi macam KL tu, mesti sangat paham dengan situasi nih.. dari pemerhatian aku, kebanyakan yang mengamalkan double parking adalah lelaki.. ada jugak perempuan, tapi lelaki adalah majoriti.. bagi aku lah kan, nak double parking tu okay, tak kisah sangat, asalkan driver ada kat dalam kereta.. bila kereta dalam parking space nak keluar, boleh ja ubah kereta tu, tapi nih tak.. tinggalkan kereta di belakang kereta lain untuk berjam jam lamanya, dan bila kereta sendiri kena toreh, marah tak ingat dunia.. perghh.. aku memang tak suka lelaki yang double parking..

mat rempit
sangat common di Malaysia, rempit merata-rata.. tapi korang tau tak ramai orang tak suka korang?.. walaweih, macam aku nih kan, pemandu kereta, paling MELUAT tengok mat rempit nih.. bawak moto macam s**l, belok kanan kiri tak tengok orang lain, tak endahkan keselamatan sendiri dan orang lain, buat jalan macam mak bapak dia punya.. kalau kau mati, tau tak menyusahkan orang lain, lagi2 orang yang langgar kau?.. haishhh.. kalau lelaki tu tak rempit pun, dia tak pakai tali keledar kat helmet.. pandai pandai dah sebab pakai helmet, tapi bodoh sebab tak pakai tali keledar kat helmet tuh.. kalau kau exsiden, kepala kau tu keras mana sangat dowh?.. haishhh..

merokok
yang nih aku memang tak suka dari kecik, kau cakap pi la apa pun, aku memang tak suka lelaki yang merokok.. memang la, tu hidup kau, suka hati kau la nak buat apa pun kan?.. kau yang tak kisah nak mati awal, kau yang tak kisah nak mati pucuk, kau yang tak kisah nak dapat barah atau kanser, tapi jangan la isap rokok depan aku dowh!.. aku tak nak mati awal, aku nak kawen, aku nak ada anak, aku nak hidup lama, jadi tolong lah jangan rokok depan aku.. pegi rokok jauh2, pegi bunuh diri jauh2 dari aku boleh?.. aku BENCI lelaki merokok! dah sepanjang aku hidup nih, aku memang tak pernah terima lelaki yang merokok sebagai pakwe aku.. kawan tu boleh, tapi kalau kau isap rokok, chances are, kau hanya akan kekal sebagai kawan aku.. dan tolong pegi jauh2 bila kau nak isap rokok, boleh?..

garang dan tak reti berterima kasih
okay, garang bertempat, aku tak kisah.. contoh:- abang yang marah adik dia keluar rumah pakai seksi2, lelaki yang marah awek dia yang tak pakai tudung, itu garang bertempat lah kan.. tapi nih tak, garang yang melampau2.. tanya soalan, kau jerkah dan tengking.. nasihat sikit, terus mulut kumat kamit dok sumpah seranah.. nak minta tolong sket, melenting gila.. pantang nak mampus dari tolong orang lain kan, kononnya kau sibuk, banyak kerja, tapi bila sendiri ada masalah, gedik2 datang kat aku buat muka kesian.. bila aku tolong, kau tak ucap terima kasih pun.. hey, bukan nak ungkit apa aku buat untuk kau, tapi berterima kasih la sikit, dan kalau aku ada masalah, tolong la sket.. bukan aku nak suruh kau bagi aku 1 juta pun, tolong jumper kereta aku yang tak boleh start ja.. kau kan jantan, tolong la sket!

panas baran
aku rasa tak ada seorang manusia di atas muka bumi nih suka lelaki yang panas baran pun kan? betul?.. apa, kau suka?.. okay, kau sewel sket, harap maklum.. lelaki yang panas baran lebih cenderung untuk mengangkat tangan dan kaki bila marah, termasuk juga baling2 barang.. garang tu satu, pukul orang tu satu.. aku paling benci bila baca kes lelaki pukul isteri, orang tua dan kanak2, memang mulut sumpah seranah la aku time tu kan.. lelaki, tugas anda adalah untuk melindungi mereka yang memerlukan, yang lemah dari anda, umumnya wanita, orang tua dan kanak2.. jadi buat la tugas anda, nih apahal pulak main pukul2 orang bila marah nih?.. lelaki, tolong jangan panas baran bila baca nih okay?.. =D

emo kalahkan perempuan
wahahaha, yang nih paling tak boleh blah!.. aku ada pengalaman dengan lelaki yang emo terlebih nih masa zaman kolej dulu, nasib baik tak couple dengan kau!.. hahaha.. =D aku bagi perhatian lebih sket kat laptop, kat adik angkat, kat kawan2, dia nak emo terlebih.. bila aku tak angkat telefon time dia call or lambat reply sms dia, merajuk tak tentu pasal.. bila gaduh, terus cakap kasar guna panggilan aku kau, dan panggil aku nama kurang ajar macam s**l dan b**i.. bila aku independent dan tak bergantung pada dia, dia tak puas hati.. wahahahaha, emo terlebih kan?.. dan aku tak suka lelaki yang emo lebih2 macam nih.. jadi semua lelaki di luar sana, jangan emo terlebih ya, tu kerja perempuan.. hahaha.. =DD

berfikiran lucah
kau paham2 la sendiri maksud nih, boleh?.. kalau kau dah kawen, tahniah, dah halal.. yang belum kawen, PUASA weih!.. pastu kumpul duit untuk kawen, halalkan apa yang haram.. senang..


sekian, itu 8 jenis lelaki yang aku tak suka.. berapa ramai yang sokong aku weih?.. dan kaum lelaki, apa jenis wanita yang korang tak suka pulak?.. kalau kau dah buat, sila inform aku, aku nak baca.. dan kaum wanita, kalau ada apa2 kau nak tambah, sila sila!

sekian, terima kasih! (^^,)

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