wanna be a chick magnet?

Assalamualaikum and happy Sunday awesome people!~

so today's entry is all about the boys, or men, if you prefer.. every now and then, I have guy friends who ask me relationship cheeze, like, why won't this girl like me? why does this girl hate my guts? why do birds fly? why do elephants poop? why can't I find a decent hot looking girl who likes me for me and not my money? and a whole bunch of other questions.. I am no expert in relationships or girls, but I guess coz I'm an easy and approachable girl friend of said guys probably made them open up and ask em questions..

so I'm gonna help them by answering the questions here, also to help other guys out there who got no friends to help em out with girl stuff LMAO.. =D so here are some frequently asked questions I get from guys.. if they fit your current predicament, feel free to follow the advice I give ya'll.. 

are you a chick magnet?

Q1 : why won't girls like me?

dude, have you looked at yourself in the mirror? I know how people say that looks don't matter, but I'd be lying if I agree to that.. girls are attracted to pretty things as do guys to hot or sexy things, am I right? don't be lying to me and say, a girl will like me coz I'm nice and I do her homework for her and shit, coz you're just deceiving yourself.. okay, granted, some girls do work that way, but trust me, you need to look good, or at least decent, to be able to actually have a chance with a girl..

my advice : trim your beard, wash your hair, take a bath, iron your clothes, wear masculine perfumes, trim your fingernails, and put on some confidence.. coz hunny, you don't need to look as hot as an underwear model or as cool as an actor, you just need to look good and smell great.. appearance is everything but looks is nothing without hygiene.. seriously! take care of your hygiene and we'll be attracted to you.. if not attracted, we girls will give you a fighting chance.. got that? ^^

Q2 : why are girls gold diggers?

dude, if you attract a girl by showing off your iPhone, iPad, iPod, Macbook, Proton Perdana, Honda City, Nike shoe collection, back stage passes to the hottest concerts, and then shower her with shopping sprees and expensive presents, why wouldn't she be interested with your money? it is the one making her happy, am I right?

my advice : don't play the money card too fast.. when you guys go out on a date, don't take her to the most expensive restaurant, a decent restaurant will do.. dates serve as a time for you to get to know the girl, not to make her fall in love with your money.. if she loves you for you, she won't care if you're homeless or dirt poor! =D

Q3 : why won't girls talk to me?

dude, have you checked your breathe? like seriously, some men have the worst breathe and they literally push the girls away themselves just by opening their mouth and talking.. it might be your breathe, it might also be your body odour, but bottom line is, CHECK THEM! your friends might never tell you the truth that your body reeks so bad that a dolphin stranded on the beach would get up and walk back into the ocean, just to run from you.. so ask your family members if you have body odour, it's less embarrassing if your sister tells you that compared to your friend.. coz we girls are super sensitive to bad odour so if we can't stand being near you, why would we talk to you?

my advice : before approaching a girl to talk to her, check your breathe and body, make sure you don't stink.. if you happen to reek at that time, have some mints or chewing gum handy as well as masculine purfume to spray on.. I would suggest deodorant, the strong kind, okay?

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alright, I'm gonna stop here, I'll continue later.. do ask me questions if you happen to have em, and i'll answer em from a girls point of view.. hope this has been helpful!~ ^^

the truth about love

it hurts, a lot..

dear you, thanks for the bruises..

I met J.LO!!! OMG!!

Mood : Sleepy

Assalamualaikum and hello awesome blog readers!

I met J.Lo today, so that was kinda cool..

Jason Lo la, the CEO of TuneTalk, not Jeniffer Lopez!

you don't know who he is?

go and Google him and his company, super awesome and fun CEO der..

haiyah, my face in the last picture looks like asking for a slap la.. hahaha

laterz!

(^^,)

football freaks

Mood : Headache

Assalamualaikum and greetings fellow blog readers..

I'm currently not feeling well, but I felt like updating my blog.. for guys, I'm pretty much sure you know about the AFF Suzuki Cup 2010 that just ended last night.. if you didn't know, you must be living in a cave and have no life.. boo hoo for you..

the game ended last night with Malaysia winning 4-2 against Indonesia.. don't expect me to go about and review the game, coz I didn't watch it pun.. haha.. I was out with my family doing errands.. we went to a local shopping store to find the compounds with very little people.. it kinda like going to the Sunway Pyramid skating rink which is usually packed with people and finding it to be deserted with less than 20 people where you can skate and fall and skate and fall without bumping into anyone.. yeah, like that la..

I always found it amusing that football can unite a bunch of people in front of the tv with junk food at arms length and curses rolling around in the mouths of avid football fans.. groans and cheers can fill a mamak stall easily as everyone gets excited when a striker dashes for the winning kick.. and then, GOALLLLL!! the ground shook as people of all shapes and sizes jump up and down with glee, the sky echoed with shouts and laughter of amazement, regardless of age, gender nor race, celebrating the success of the Malaysian team.. ahhhhhh, football, it never cease to amaze me.. (^^,)

so congratulations to the Malaysian Tigers!.. you guys did us proud!.. and because of your success, our Prime Minister announced that tomorrow, 31 December 2010, as a national Holiday to celebrate the winning of the AFF Suzuki Cup 2010.. so for those working, have a blast tomorrow ya..

okay la, my head is getting super dizzy.. I have to sleep now.. good night awesome peeps!.. take care!~.. (^^,)

I'm just human..

I'm sorry, for my mistakes..

for hurting you..

for killing what meant most to you..

you're meant to find a better person than me..

I'm a bad person.. and for that, I sincerely apologize..

I'm sorry, from the bottom of my heart..

Forgive me.. ='(

people are going to hate me for this

Mood : shy

assalamualaikum, good morning awesome peeps!.. errm, yeah, people are going to hate me for this, but I feel like I can't contain it any longer.. I'M IN LOVE!.. really, I'm not lying.. I feel like I'm floating on air when I think about my love, about what he's doing, about what he's wearing, about his smile, the twinkle in his eyes, his everything.. sighhh, I'm so in love.. (^^,) but sadly, I have to share him with other women as well, around 20,000 or more of them.. it's tragic really, but I have no choice.. he's just someone who has to be loved by many to attain his full potential..

want to see who my love is?.. the person I'm falling heads over heels with?..

Lee Dong Hae, born October 15, 1986.. he's older than I am, so he's my oppa.. hehe.. he's from South Korea, born in Mokpo, Jeollanam.. hebecame popular from a Korean boyband Super Junior, this amazing singer, dancer, and sometimes actor, made his father's dream come true, being a singer.. sadly, his father passed away in August 2006.. he debuted with Super Junior in 2005, with 11 other trainees, but added Kyuhyun, the last member of the group making the total of Super Junior as 13.. he's a really talented dancer, which you can see from all the Super Juniors music video, you'll see that he's one of the 4 best dancers in the group, alongside Shindong, Eunhyuk and Hankyung.. he also was involved in acting in a few music videos such as SNSD's Kissing You MV.. he was so cute in that, dancing Don't Don a little while the girls fight over him.. hehehe..

see my love in the middle?.. isn't he so so lovable?.. he looks like an angel.. he sooooo can be a model I tell you.. his complexion, his smile, his personality, it's just so perfect.. Donghae oppa, saranghae! but, errr.. kyuhyun looks cute too in this pic, the one behind Donghae.. Eunhyuk just looks weird.. =P

Shindong, Kyuhyun, Heechul, Eunhyuk and Donghae..

to all the Super Junior fans, the Ever Lasting Friends (E.L.F.s), I am happy to share all my boys with you.. I am honoured to have the chance to know them, and to love them, especially Donghae.. even though Super Junior is no longer 13, they'll always he our 13oys..
Super Junior, SARANGHAE!


p/s :- do you hate me?.. (T^T)

p/s/s :- sorry for not going to your blogs, my internet connection at home is down, so I can only access from the office, which has its limitation.. I can't view nor comment on any blog, not even my blog, thus explaining my not replying the comments on my previous posts.. sorry for any inconvenience.. I'll swing by your blog once the internet at home is fixed, okay?.. (^^,)

p/s/s :- I have a meeting at 12pm.. gotta get ready.. after today ends, I would have worked for 5 days, and is getting RM47 for each day, you do the math.. yay, money in pocket, me likey! =D

Thomas Cup vs World Cup, which do you like more?

Mood : hungry

assalamualaikum, hey ho awesome peeps!.. I bet you guys are following the news of Thomas Cup on TV tonight, so you guys know who is currently in the lead, and who's at the back.. and I'm also sure you guys know which place Malaysia is now at, am I right?.. erm, I would be lying if I said I knew all those stuff, cause I don't.. I didn't even fancy the sport, let alone follow it.. it's not that I'm not being supportive to Malaysia or anything, I know they'll do the best to their abilities, but I'm just not interested.. the guys can play badminton while being naked, I still wouldn't watch.. *okay, maybe I would watch, but not for the sport, LOL* but I do know who won the match between Malaysia and China, which is the latter.. I know this via friends from Facebook, as I'm too lazy to Google about the whole details, nor to actually watch the game.. I bet Malaysia tried their best, but the best wasn't good enough.. don't worry, there is still a next time.. (^^,)

yeah, I don't know who the guy is, I just find his pose full of happiness and accomplishment.. and another sport that is coming up next is the Fifa World Cup 2010, which will be starting in 2 more weeks.. I also have no passion to view this sport, as I know no FC nor favour any, so I decide to not care for the whole sport itself.. hahaha.. my ex-bf is a football player and I have watched him play in some games, but it still doesn't make me love the sport, I just like watching hot and buff guys running around in shorts.. =P

but don't be fooled.. even though I care and know very little about the game, I can still be noisy when I watch a football match, especially when I watch it from the TV.. I get riled up and excited when a team is close to goaling, angry when a referee is being bias, and pissed when the defense is slacking.. I can cuss and use vile words whenever I get upset watching football, and I definitely go crazy when the team I am rooting for scores a goal or two.. so many emotion, it's really insane I tell you!.. =DD that's why I choose to not watch football at all, if not, I'll end up crazy and cursing like there's no tomorrow, excuse my behaviour, this is what you get when most of your friends during schooling years are boys.. =)

so yeah, if you ask me if I'd watch the Fifa World Cup, I'd say no and yes.. no cause I don't have ESPN, yes if I pass by a mamak store or if my guy friends ask me to join them watch football *which I don't think they will*.. so there you go.. the only way I can know about the game is by reading or watching the news, which I don't do very often.. hehehe..

before I end this post, I want to wish all the girlfriends, sisters, mothers and wives a whole lot of luck in overcoming the football season.. it's going to be tough with the person you love ignoring you during football matches, but please know that they will love you forever and ever if you don't bother them when they are in front of the TV.. they can and will find it annoying if you bother them, so try not to do that okay?.. let them have some space with their guy friends, hanging out watching football together, they need their guy time.. hey, football is a better rival instead of another woman, so be thankful! good luck girls!

now a question to all the die hard fans of football and World Cup, which team do you support and why?.. I just want to see which team has the most support.. (^^,)

ladies beware!

Mood : still sleepy

lots of late nights in front of the TV.. there will be lots of cold beds and unsatisfied wives during this season.. there will be lots of girlfriends who are neglected by their boyfriends.. there will be a lot of walking zombies at work.. there will be very little men walking around outside during day time.. there will be more unhealthy people compare to healthy ones..

football season has returned, World Cup ftw!

ladies, BEWARE!

my advice, let the men watch football, they need it.. so go hang out with your girls and chill, let the season past, let it end and then you can continue being how you were before.. bothering them during this time is not going to help with your relationship, believe me..

GOOD LUCK!

(^^,)

8 jenis lelaki yang tidak disukai oleh aku

Mood : panas!

assalamualaikum, apa khabar wahai blog readers ku?.. menikmati hari cuti anda?.. bagus2.. hari nih aku dan keluarga telah dijemput ke 2 kenduri kawen bertempat di Jitra dan Alor Setar.. jadi hari ni aku dah melampaui diet aku yang tidak ingin memakan nasi untuk kuruskan badan.. hoho.. apapun, alhamdulillah aku dah kurang 4kg sekarang..

okay, habis bebelan di situ, jom tengok 8 jenis lelaki yang tidak disukai oleh aku ya.. dan fyi, jenis2 lelaki yang aku tak suka nih, juga tak disukai oleh wanita secara am nya.. jadi untuk mereka yang bergelar lelaki di luar sana, dengar lah luahan aku, seorang wanita, dan berubah la kalau nak disukai oleh wanita yek.. hoho.. =D

8 jenis lelaki yang aku tak suka

pemandu tak berhemah

walaweih, bila di atas jalan, belagak macam bawak BMW atau Mercz, tapi hakikatnya kereta Wira ja yang di pimped dengan turbo.. biasalah kalau lelaki nak make-up2 kereta nih kan, dengan sport rim lah, dengan spoiler lah, sticker ngan air brush lah.. haishhh.. tapi kira okay la, perempuan make-up muka, lelaki make-up kereta.. kalau make-up muka, kang jadik nyah pulak.. hahaha.. tapi kan, jangan la bawa kereta sampai mencecah 150km/j kat highway sampai mengundang ketidak selesaan pengguna yang lain.. dan yang paling tak boleh blah, bila nak corner, haremmm tak bagi signal belok pun, biarkan pemandu menunggu kau yang macam siput nak belok.. memang sangat tak berhemah.. haihhh..

double parking

untuk pengguna kereta di kawasan-kawasan berpenduduk yang tinggi macam KL tu, mesti sangat paham dengan situasi nih.. dari pemerhatian aku, kebanyakan yang mengamalkan double parking adalah lelaki.. ada jugak perempuan, tapi lelaki adalah majoriti.. bagi aku lah kan, nak double parking tu okay, tak kisah sangat, asalkan driver ada kat dalam kereta.. bila kereta dalam parking space nak keluar, boleh ja ubah kereta tu, tapi nih tak.. tinggalkan kereta di belakang kereta lain untuk berjam jam lamanya, dan bila kereta sendiri kena toreh, marah tak ingat dunia.. perghh.. aku memang tak suka lelaki yang double parking..

mat rempit

sangat common di Malaysia, rempit merata-rata.. tapi korang tau tak ramai orang tak suka korang?.. walaweih, macam aku nih kan, pemandu kereta, paling MELUAT tengok mat rempit nih.. bawak moto macam s**l, belok kanan kiri tak tengok orang lain, tak endahkan keselamatan sendiri dan orang lain, buat jalan macam mak bapak dia punya.. kalau kau mati, tau tak menyusahkan orang lain, lagi2 orang yang langgar kau?.. haishhh.. kalau lelaki tu tak rempit pun, dia tak pakai tali keledar kat helmet.. pandai pandai dah sebab pakai helmet, tapi bodoh sebab tak pakai tali keledar kat helmet tuh.. kalau kau exsiden, kepala kau tu keras mana sangat dowh?.. haishhh..

merokok

yang nih aku memang tak suka dari kecik, kau cakap pi la apa pun, aku memang tak suka lelaki yang merokok.. memang la, tu hidup kau, suka hati kau la nak buat apa pun kan?.. kau yang tak kisah nak mati awal, kau yang tak kisah nak mati pucuk, kau yang tak kisah nak dapat barah atau kanser, tapi jangan la isap rokok depan aku dowh!.. aku tak nak mati awal, aku nak kawen, aku nak ada anak, aku nak hidup lama, jadi tolong lah jangan rokok depan aku.. pegi rokok jauh2, pegi bunuh diri jauh2 dari aku boleh?.. aku BENCI lelaki merokok! dah sepanjang aku hidup nih, aku memang tak pernah terima lelaki yang merokok sebagai pakwe aku.. kawan tu boleh, tapi kalau kau isap rokok, chances are, kau hanya akan kekal sebagai kawan aku.. dan tolong pegi jauh2 bila kau nak isap rokok, boleh?..

garang dan tak reti berterima kasih

okay, garang bertempat, aku tak kisah.. contoh:- abang yang marah adik dia keluar rumah pakai seksi2, lelaki yang marah awek dia yang tak pakai tudung, itu garang bertempat lah kan.. tapi nih tak, garang yang melampau2.. tanya soalan, kau jerkah dan tengking.. nasihat sikit, terus mulut kumat kamit dok sumpah seranah.. nak minta tolong sket, melenting gila.. pantang nak mampus dari tolong orang lain kan, kononnya kau sibuk, banyak kerja, tapi bila sendiri ada masalah, gedik2 datang kat aku buat muka kesian.. bila aku tolong, kau tak ucap terima kasih pun.. hey, bukan nak ungkit apa aku buat untuk kau, tapi berterima kasih la sikit, dan kalau aku ada masalah, tolong la sket.. bukan aku nak suruh kau bagi aku 1 juta pun, tolong jumper kereta aku yang tak boleh start ja.. kau kan jantan, tolong la sket!

panas baran

aku rasa tak ada seorang manusia di atas muka bumi nih suka lelaki yang panas baran pun kan? betul?.. apa, kau suka?.. okay, kau sewel sket, harap maklum.. lelaki yang panas baran lebih cenderung untuk mengangkat tangan dan kaki bila marah, termasuk juga baling2 barang.. garang tu satu, pukul orang tu satu.. aku paling benci bila baca kes lelaki pukul isteri, orang tua dan kanak2, memang mulut sumpah seranah la aku time tu kan.. lelaki, tugas anda adalah untuk melindungi mereka yang memerlukan, yang lemah dari anda, umumnya wanita, orang tua dan kanak2.. jadi buat la tugas anda, nih apahal pulak main pukul2 orang bila marah nih?.. lelaki, tolong jangan panas baran bila baca nih okay?.. =D

emo kalahkan perempuan

wahahaha, yang nih paling tak boleh blah!.. aku ada pengalaman dengan lelaki yang emo terlebih nih masa zaman kolej dulu, nasib baik tak couple dengan kau!.. hahaha.. =D aku bagi perhatian lebih sket kat laptop, kat adik angkat, kat kawan2, dia nak emo terlebih.. bila aku tak angkat telefon time dia call or lambat reply sms dia, merajuk tak tentu pasal.. bila gaduh, terus cakap kasar guna panggilan aku kau, dan panggil aku nama kurang ajar macam s**l dan b**i.. bila aku independent dan tak bergantung pada dia, dia tak puas hati.. wahahahaha, emo terlebih kan?.. dan aku tak suka lelaki yang emo lebih2 macam nih.. jadi semua lelaki di luar sana, jangan emo terlebih ya, tu kerja perempuan.. hahaha.. =DD

berfikiran lucah

kau paham2 la sendiri maksud nih, boleh?.. kalau kau dah kawen, tahniah, dah halal.. yang belum kawen, PUASA weih!.. pastu kumpul duit untuk kawen, halalkan apa yang haram.. senang..

sekian, itu 8 jenis lelaki yang aku tak suka.. berapa ramai yang sokong aku weih?.. dan kaum lelaki, apa jenis wanita yang korang tak suka pulak?.. kalau kau dah buat, sila inform aku, aku nak baca.. dan kaum wanita, kalau ada apa2 kau nak tambah, sila sila!

sekian, terima kasih! (^^,)

2 hot guys and a horse, what do you get?

Mood : groggy

assalamualaikum and good day everyone.. there's this thing that's bothering my tummy when I woke up this morning.. I tried to figure out what it was while brushing my teeth in front of the sink, when it hit me like a brick, I haven't had breakfast yet, no wonder!.. pftt, lame?.. maybe.. so for lunch today, I'm gonna cook me some ayam percik, nyum nyum!

anyway, I celebrated my liberation from final exams yesterday.. it's the end of 2nd semester in UUM, finally! and how did I celebrate?.. by horse riding ftw! wohoo!~~ =DD

okay, that's definitely not me, too sexayyy to be true.. hoho.. courtesy of mr Google..

after about a month and a half being a no horse rider due to studies and exams, I finally got back on my oh-so-nice-and-only-girl-horse-in-the-stable, Martina!.. we went out riding around UUM campus, and believe it or not, it was my FIRST time going for outride!.. I went with two hot guys, ehem, ladies please be jealous.. hehehe.. one is my training instructor, abg Wan and the other is the hot UUM football player who also works at the equine center, Mad.. and between you and me, he got some awesome abs ftw! accidentally saw him with no shirt when I went to the Equine center once, not my fault.. guys sometimes like to walk around shirtless, you can't blame me for accidentally seeing that.. *drool* chocolates on the tummy, me likey! bahahaha! =DD

meet abg wan, my instructor.. ain't he hot?..

and Mad.. ignore me, I was fat at this time.. (-__-;;

anyway, the out ride was awesome! we were from the stable near HEP building, and rode in front of UUM library *lots of people*, FE, PKU, around the stadium, up the main hall dewan MAS, and back to the stable.. I also met some of my friends and they were in awe that I was riding a horse ftw! bahahaha.. bangga siot!.. =P damn, it was so awesome yet scary experience.. Martina was being a tad bit difficult, not obeying my direct instructions telling her to stop trotting when we were near the road.. she almost cantered and I could have fallen off!.. I guess that's what you get when you don't visit your horse for a long time, sorry Martina dear.. (T^T) really thanks to my instructor for guiding me and telling me what I should do.. he's awesome that way, and cute! =D

and cause of this renew obsession, I want to keep riding my horse, which means I have to pay RM150 to continue my lessons.. this little outride was courtesy of abg wan who missed me and asked me to come over and ride.. ain't he sweet?.. =) and due to my lack of money, I'm about to go for a part time job as a research assistant at one of the center in UUM.. I report for work tomorrow morning.. pays RM35 per day, so I can save some money from there to buy myself a white horse ftw!

okay tipu, I can never have enough money to buy my own horse in the near future, maybe after I have a full time job or married a rich guy or something.. bahahaha.. =P the money from my part time work will be collected to continue my horse riding training till I can prove to myself that I can ride better, and canter, and get on the horse without help from chairs or people.. sangat malu okay kalau asyik naik kuda kena pakai kerusi.. pffttt~

okay, gonna go make some mean ayam percik now.. nyum nyum! (^^,)

p/s :- can anyone here tell me how and where I can learn to play guitar that's simple, fast yet effective?.. thanks a million!

apa kaitan 'anak ikan bogel' dan 'lelaki gay' dengan blog 'My Great Life'?

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tak berapa nak berkaitan sebenarnya..

Mood : annoyed

okay, tadi aku saja la skodeng nuffnang aku, saja nak check apa yang patut..

mana tau tiba-tiba dapat buffered earning..

*padahal traffic tak selaju mana.. (-__-;;*

so aku pun tekan la tab "keywords" kat situ..

saja nak check, apa sebab-sebab orang masuk blog aku nih, apa yang diorang cari kat Google ngan Yahoo search engine sampai masuk blog aku..

aku agak terkejut sebenarnya..

cuba kau tengok..

klik untuk tumbesaran..

kenapa top 2 reasons tu mesti berbaur sexual dan gay?..

best sangat ka gay nih?..

aku rasa langsung tak best, tak mencabar langsung..

pelik betul la..

dan aku rasa aku ada tulis sikit ja pasal gay and anak ikan tu dalam blog aku nih..

tak sangka sampai sekarang ada orang search lagi pasal menda tu..

pelik pelik..

eh, kenapa, kau berminat jugak nak baca entri tu?..

pfffttt, perverted jugak eh korang..

haa, pegi [sini] untuk lelaki gay,

pegi [sini] untuk lelaki, seks dan lesbian,

[sini] untuk entri gay dalam English,

dan [sini] untuk entri anak ikan..

haa, pegi la pegi la..

bukan ada apa sangat pun..

pftttt..

dari 4 entri tu, satu ja yang betul2 bikin kontroversi..

nak dekat 80 komen kat entri tu..

haishhh..

padahal aku baru nak testing-testing topik..

erm, tapi bagus jugak, terus melonjak trafik aku time tu..

ada gak orang panas dengan entri tu, siap ada komen dari Anonymous lagi..

hahaha, sumpah tak bleh blah..

=DD

dan aku pernah search username aku kat Google, knajmie..

sekali keluar results, ada satu yang macam *insert curse words here*

aku tersenarai dalam list untuk blog lelaki gay!

pftttt!

tau la nama aku macam lelaki, tapi aku baru ada 4 entri weih, 4 entri ja!

dan semua tu tak menyokong pun gay..

ok, yang entri English tu mungkin menyokong, tapi gay jenis lain..

jadi kenapa nak kaitankan blog aku dengan blog lelaki gay??

wawawawawa~!

sedih dowh!

(T^T)

tapi yang bestnya, masa aku search knajmie tu kan, ada 7 page..

hahaha..

okay lah kan, dari 1 atau 2 page ja..

siap listed top 25 blogs in studies lagi by Network Blogs..

yang nih paling takbleh blah..

tak percaya?..

cuba kau pergi search kat Google, knajmie..

haa, pegi laa dan klik apa-apa yang patut..

(^^,)

sebelum aku pegi tido, aku nak tanya nih..

aku tak kisah sapa yang jawab, cuma aku nak tau ja..

kenapa ramai sangat nak tahu tentang gay dan anak ikan?..

kau tolong jawab soalan nih, boleh?..

why MEN love final exams

from a male's point of view..

you start the exam period with studying, revising and watching videos while playing DOTA..

sometimes you do them alone, or with friends..

so you busted your brains, doing the best to absorb all the knowledge in..

on the exam date, you make your way to the exam hall..

you find your seat, and sit..

you look around, trying to find your friend..

you found him, at the eeeeeeend of the row in front of you..

hpmhhh, how to synchronize your exit time?..

you want to text him on your phone, but it's not allowed in the exam hall..

reason --> students might use it to try and cheat..

pffttt, that's a bunch of bull..

this rule should be changed..

coz there are some students who can't focus without cam-whoring..

they need to camwhore to focus..

who's going to be blamed if they fail?..

the exam announcer booms on the mic on stage, "you may now begin! goodluck to everyone.."

you say a short prayer, hoping for easy questions, but to your dismay, it's damn hard!

you started to feel resentment to your subject lecturer, but cooled down instead..

"relax, I've studied, I can do this.."

you flip trough the questions, answering the ones you feel confident first..

then you try and tackle the hard questions..

suddenly.......

one of the invigilators who know nothing about the subject came behind you and started to read your answers!

he's just standing there, breathing down your neck..

you feel nervous and wished he'd go away..

it' not like he knows the damn answer to the question anyway!

pfffftttt~

you really wouldn't mind if the lecturer of the subject came and checked, that way you can ask for the answers..

but if exam invigilators who knows zit about Event Management, why do you even care about our answers?..

you guys can't even help..

hpmhhh..

so you finished answering the questions..

the ones you don't know the answer to, you just played the guessing game and logical thinking..

you pat yourself for a job well done..

the exam announcer exclaimed from the boom mic, "attention students, time is up.. please remain in the hall until all the exam papers are collected.."

you sat there, looking around..

people started talking, discussing with each other about the exam, even though they were still in the exam hall..

"eh, what did you answer for question 2?."

"oh that.. the answer is special event management.."

pftttt..

you started to feel jealous coz your friend is seated wayyyyy at the end of the row..

so you sat quietly and waited..

"alright students, you may now leave the hall.. good luck for your other final exams.."

everyone stood up and practically ran to the door!

everyone wants to get out as fast as they can..

for them, exam is like a dangerous disease..

you're pushing through the crowd..

you can see the door approaching, an exit to the world..

but, oh darn it!

you forgot you left something on the table..

you turn back..

and you get squished!

it's not all that bad..

there's lots of girls squishing you, you feel no resentment..

you made your way to your table and collected the thing you forgot, your ever important eraser..

then you rush back to the door, cursing coz the invigilators only opened one door when there's actually 6 other doors at the sides..

thinking that they just want to make students life miserable..

then you relaxed and said, "it's okay, at least I got to get squished by girls!"

you returned to your hostel room, feeling happy, not because you did the exam well, but because you were squished by adorable and cute university girls..

oh the Uni life!~

(^^,)

p/s :- this story is partly made up.. the other half is true tho.. hehe.. all pictures are courtesy of google..

say NO to THEM!

Mood : liberal

hey ho awesome peeps, how was your weekend?..

I hope you had a great time relaxing at home or going out with your friends, or whatever you guys did..

and I hope you had fun doing those activities, and didn't waste much money..

if you did, next time send the money to me, to help people in need, which is ME!

hahahahaha..

=DD

well anyway, since I'm studying in UUM, Kedah, my weekend starts on Friday, not the usual Saturday..

I spent it on half a day of makeup workshop held by MISC residential hall, UUM..

wasn't that great, but it was okay I guess..

loads of women turned up for the event, almost a full house..

lots of Malay and Chinese, Indians being a minor..

among all these beautiful birds, were 4 flightless birds, the softies..

believe me, they were an eyesore..

in an ocean of women, they -the 4 'men'- stuck out like a sore thumb..

I clearly loath them for being there..

I'm not being judgmental..

I don't mind if the guy is a softy yet straight, but putting on makeup??

that's just taking it too far!

putting on powder, eyeshadow and lip gloss, holding a handbag and doing catwalks?

what the hell is that??!

next thing you know, they'll end up like this..

they may look pretty, but they are artificial..

they are FAKE, people!

don't be fooled..

they aren't original, no matter how hard they tried..

no botox, plastic surgery or hormone pills will change you into a woman..

you're still a guy, through and through..

so act like one!

with the depleting number of men out there, finding a straight guy is hard due to 'men' like these..

'they' tend to target straight men on social websites like Facebook, MySpace, Tagged, and even blogs..

some even have no feeling of shame and approach guys point blank..

'they' somehow made it a goal to change straight men to gays, especially handsome or cute guys..

hence the reason Holloywood is now filled with 'them'..

but I'm not concerned about them Holloywood artists, they'll be ashes anyway..

but the Asians, it's not the way of life here, it goes against so many religion, not just Islam..

please find your way back, life is too short to make this mistake..

I don't know why I had the sudden urge to post this topic..

but I guess I had to, keeping it bottled up did no good..

and I had an inspiration when I read Fatul's blog post somewhere similar to this topic..

oh, not to mention Syahir regarding being bothered by gays..

fyi, they are guys and they're hating it..

well guess what, we girls hate it more..

from my observation and reading, the reasons these 'men' turned this way were:-

1) rejected by women they loved

2) betrayed by women

3) born with the instincts

4) being a woman has more choices

5) want to be understood and loved

this is based on my reading and observation..

but between you me, these are pretty much LAME excuses..

so what a girl dumps you, big deal..

move on la..

as they say, 'there are more than one fish in the sea..'

errr, wait, I think fishes are not the best example here..

hahahaha..

well, you get my point..

=DD

I myself have been dumped and rejected by men somewhere in my life, but you don't see me turning into a lesbian, now do you?..

it comes back down to choices..

if you choose to be gay or a shemale, then you choose your future that way..

you can't blame instincts, you can't blame anyone..

it's the choice YOU made..

so now, choose to be straight again..

I personally know a guy how was gay and a shemale previously, but now turned straight..

he even has a girlfriend and living happily..

see?..

it's a CHOICE..

life itself is a choice..

so choose wisely..

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shining star~~