am I mean and sarcastic?.. hurm.. ('_')?

Mood : Jolly.. ('_')??

hahaha..

I got this from a friends blog..

suddenly wanted to do it.. so bear with me here.. hahaha..

Objective: Are you mean and sarcastic? Have you ever answered people ‘meanly’ and sarcastically? If yes, show us how mean and sarcastic you are! If no, then you should try at least once in your life with this note.

Rule: Respond to these as sarcastic/mean as you could. (YR stands for Your Response.)

If an annoying person says:
1) I am cute.
YR: yeah, sure. *walks away*

2) I am the most beautiful/handsome.
YR: who the hell taught you English?.. that sentence is left hanging..

3) See, everyone likes me because I am rich and famous!
YR: and because you're so hideous and makes them look gorgeous.. *smirk*

4) Unlike you, I am perfectly multi-skilled. I do everything very well from sports to academic thingy.
YR: Do I know you?..

5) You don’t know me? I am Bruneian artist; I have albums.
YR: If I don't know you, you're not famous enough.. now beat it!

If an annoying hot woman/man says:
1) I know you like me.
YR: If you're rich, I'm single.. (borrowed from Igniz.. lol!)

2) What are you looking at? I am not interested in you!
YR: Perasan much?.. I was looking at the mirror behind you..

3) Sorry, you are nice but seriously not my type!
YR: I wasn't flirting with you.. keep dreaming!

4) UNLESS you are rich, then don’t dream that I will get a ride with you!
YR: Unless YOU are rich, I don't give a damn..

5) Look, I am pretty/handsome; I can make people hate you!
YR: Wow, I think you're high on meths..

If an annoying extremely ugly woman/man says:
1) I think you and I can make a good couple.
YR: sorry, I don't want my kids to have your genes..

2) May I have your cell phone? Please please please?
YR: I hate pushers.. I hate you..

3) Hi, wanna hang out? I want you to be with me the whole night.
YR: unless you're filthy rich, old and about to die and inherit all your assets to me, I won't give you the light of day..

4) What do you like about me?
YR: your silence..

5) I want you to say that I am pretty/handsome and you like me sooooo much!
YR: I'll tell you when I'm blind and desperate..

If your enemy says:
1) Hi bitch!
YR: are you talking to yourself again?

2) You smell like shit!
YR: and you smell like your mum after a trip to the toilet..

3) What an ugly creature you are!
YR: ever tried looking in a mirror?

4) I am going to kick your ass in this race for sure!
YR: eat my dust!

If your annoying ex says:
1) I still love you...
YR: I still hate you..

2) I know you still love me!
YR: funny..

3) Please, go back with me honey/hubby.
YR: maybe when I'm desperate.. which is never!

4) Please call me...
YR: you're not cool enough.. now scram!

5) The break up hurt me so much.
YR: good to know..

If an annoying salesperson says:
1) Wow! You are so pretty/handsome!
YR: what else is new?

2) Seriously, I used this product and I've changed!
YR: guess you were shitty before AND now..

3) We are giving a discount up to 50%!
YR: and I care why?

4) This one is good sir/madam. Buy sir/madam, buy.
YR: give me your money and I'll buy it for myself..

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Done.


anyone can have this tag, coz I don't really care..
who knew being mean and sarcastic could be hard..
whewwwww~~
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shining star~~

tell me, is it true?..

Mood : self conflicted..


I have to ask you guys a question..

a guy and a girl..
a boy and a girl..
a man and a woman..


is it true that they can never be friends without having feelings for each other?..
please tell me..





is it true?

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shining star~~

upcoming night

Mood : Still sore


well, in case some of you didn't know, I am currently becoming active in a much loved sport that I left 6 years ago due to some circumstances, which is Taekwondo..
there are 2 classes for Taekwondo, Fighter class and Starter class..


last Thursday, I went to my 1st Fighter class, and you can check it out here..
so due to my unconcealed excitedment, I overdid my muscles and now they are aching like crazy!
honestly, I'm not quite sure if I'll be able to make it tonight to the Starters class..
but whatever it is, I have to brave all odds and go anyway..
coz I already promised Daphnee and I'm not gonna break my promise to her..
but she won't be joining me though, she has to go to a concert or something..
I'll go though, have to tough it out la kan if I want to be a fighter..

so awesome people, anticipate another sore day tomorrow ya?
hahahaha..
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shining star~~

it always happens to me..

Mood : tears


I lost another friend..

thanks a lot..

take care..

I hate you but I'll miss you..

I'm gonna go cry now..

thanks a lot!
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not so shining star~~

1st Taekwondo class..

Mood : sore..


halo and hyep!!
ehehehe..
the title of my post explains the reason all by itself..
last night was my first official Taekwondo class, and honestly, it was AWESOME!!
I so miss it..
6 years I left the sport, since I was in form 4..
lama kan?..
I was a bit rusty, but the coach said I was fighter material..
lalalala~~


so the night started with me picking up Daphnee and going to the library's foyer..
I asked her if she wanted to join and she was thrilled!
(^^,)
there was me, Daph and Kak Ijah..
when we got there, there were already people wearing Taekwondo uniforms loitering around and talking to each other..
the coach wasn't there yet, I soon found out..
I was anxious, wanting to start kicking again, and also find a bathroom to change from t-shirts to uniform..
I was half naked anyway..
opsss, too much information!
XD XD XD

no lah, I was only wearing my Taekwondo pants so I had to change my upper half..
honestly, what were you guys thinking??!!
hahahaha..
Daph was so excited to learn Taekwondo, and honestly, for a beginner, she was quite good..
thumbs up for Daph!
the people there were ecstatic to have a foreigner in the class..
even the coach was trying to communicate in English but was having difficulty..
everyone wanted to talk to Daph, but were hit with the communication barrier..
except me, of course!
miahahaha, prasan siot.. :p


there was this Chinese guy who kept wanting to be in same line as me and Daph..
I guess he finds it fascinating that I can talk and communicate with a foreigner in English fluently..
I mean, there's only a handful of Malays that can do that, right?..
and those are rare to come by..
miahahahaha, again, prasan lagi! :p
but I did see the way people look at me when I talk English with Daph..
kinda like a crossover between awe and jealousy..
hohohoho..
whatever lah!

here are some evidence of the crime I committed last night..
I was busted for it..
and the crime was..


having too much fun!!
XD XD XD


photos credited to Kak Ijah..
it sucks though..
muahahahahaha!!
mianhae~~

before changing into uniform..
Daph likes Sudoku too!

tying my black belt..
tetiba nampak slim kan?
hahahaha..
and Daph said I looked cute..
cute kah?
(o_0;;

me introducing myself..
segannya..
(-_-''

stretching with Daph..
to loosen our muscles before kicking other peoples butt!!
XD XD

pad kicking..
the guy holding the pad is the Chinese guy I told you people about..

Daph..
the coach likes her though, trying really hard to talk to her in English..
kudos for the coach!!
(^^,)

me working part time as the translator for Daph..
I should get paid huh?
:p

butt shaking..
miahahahaha!!
so not!..
this is us down winding before ending the class..

me kicking this yellow thingy..
I stepped on some guy's toes..
too bad for the guy!..
XD XD XD

before going back to the car..
cam-whoring weih!!


the coach said I was fighter material and with a few more polishing, I might be able to represent UUM in an upcoming tournament in UIA somewhere next month before Ramadhan..
I'm so excited!
but the only thing I need to work on fast is the twist..
when I kick, I forget to twist my other leg, to make my kicks stronger and make my stand firmer on the ground..
oh, did I tell you?

I FELL DOWN on my back and butt last night..
I saw the ceiling weih!
gila malu..
dah la budak-budak silat tengah practice kat foyer tu jugak..
muka aku tebal, kau tahu?
but I moved on and lived la..
hahahaha~~


there's another class tomorrow night at the same place and same time..
anyone coming?..
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shining star~~