even crazy is fun sometimes

Mood : busy

Assalamualaikum and hello awesome people! :)

my weekends are rarely empty.. if it's not travelling for family weddings or events, it'd be attending or running programs and events for the company.. last week I was in Port Dickson, helping with the Dynamic Leadership Workshop conducted by my office.. a week before that I was in Johor for my sis-in-law's convocation ceremony, a week before that I was...... well, travelling to somewhere too.. hahaha.. and this weekend, I'm going to be in Genting Highlands.. no, I'm not going there to have fun, I'm going there for work.. that's the beauty of my job, working while travelling.. hahaha.. I don't really get to go out all the time tho, just sometimes.. plus I can file for replacement leave when I work on weekends.. ain't that great? hehehe.. alhamdulillah, I have a job that I love, surrounded with awesome boss and collogues, and I get to travel and meet people.. I am blessed, alhamdulillah.. so I guess the job that you do really affects you, huh? :)

and I'm hungry right now..

this meal costs only RM2.00.. rice + fried tempe + sambal terung

bought at a cafe in my office complex in Kelana Square

and it tastes delicious! ^_^

wanna be a chick magnet?

Assalamualaikum and happy Sunday awesome people!~

so today's entry is all about the boys, or men, if you prefer.. every now and then, I have guy friends who ask me relationship cheeze, like, why won't this girl like me? why does this girl hate my guts? why do birds fly? why do elephants poop? why can't I find a decent hot looking girl who likes me for me and not my money? and a whole bunch of other questions.. I am no expert in relationships or girls, but I guess coz I'm an easy and approachable girl friend of said guys probably made them open up and ask em questions..

so I'm gonna help them by answering the questions here, also to help other guys out there who got no friends to help em out with girl stuff LMAO.. =D so here are some frequently asked questions I get from guys.. if they fit your current predicament, feel free to follow the advice I give ya'll.. 

are you a chick magnet?

Q1 : why won't girls like me?

dude, have you looked at yourself in the mirror? I know how people say that looks don't matter, but I'd be lying if I agree to that.. girls are attracted to pretty things as do guys to hot or sexy things, am I right? don't be lying to me and say, a girl will like me coz I'm nice and I do her homework for her and shit, coz you're just deceiving yourself.. okay, granted, some girls do work that way, but trust me, you need to look good, or at least decent, to be able to actually have a chance with a girl..

my advice : trim your beard, wash your hair, take a bath, iron your clothes, wear masculine perfumes, trim your fingernails, and put on some confidence.. coz hunny, you don't need to look as hot as an underwear model or as cool as an actor, you just need to look good and smell great.. appearance is everything but looks is nothing without hygiene.. seriously! take care of your hygiene and we'll be attracted to you.. if not attracted, we girls will give you a fighting chance.. got that? ^^

Q2 : why are girls gold diggers?

dude, if you attract a girl by showing off your iPhone, iPad, iPod, Macbook, Proton Perdana, Honda City, Nike shoe collection, back stage passes to the hottest concerts, and then shower her with shopping sprees and expensive presents, why wouldn't she be interested with your money? it is the one making her happy, am I right?

my advice : don't play the money card too fast.. when you guys go out on a date, don't take her to the most expensive restaurant, a decent restaurant will do.. dates serve as a time for you to get to know the girl, not to make her fall in love with your money.. if she loves you for you, she won't care if you're homeless or dirt poor! =D

Q3 : why won't girls talk to me?

dude, have you checked your breathe? like seriously, some men have the worst breathe and they literally push the girls away themselves just by opening their mouth and talking.. it might be your breathe, it might also be your body odour, but bottom line is, CHECK THEM! your friends might never tell you the truth that your body reeks so bad that a dolphin stranded on the beach would get up and walk back into the ocean, just to run from you.. so ask your family members if you have body odour, it's less embarrassing if your sister tells you that compared to your friend.. coz we girls are super sensitive to bad odour so if we can't stand being near you, why would we talk to you?

my advice : before approaching a girl to talk to her, check your breathe and body, make sure you don't stink.. if you happen to reek at that time, have some mints or chewing gum handy as well as masculine purfume to spray on.. I would suggest deodorant, the strong kind, okay?

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alright, I'm gonna stop here, I'll continue later.. do ask me questions if you happen to have em, and i'll answer em from a girls point of view.. hope this has been helpful!~ ^^

When cute HATERS have no life.. awwww!~ =')

Mood : Amazement!~ =D

Assalamualaikum and hello awesome people of the web!.. I bet you handsome and cute people are dying to know the story behind my blog title, am I right?.. or am I the only one hallucinating from all the flu medication?.. hahaha, lame joke, I know.. (=__=;; anyway, I have recently received a friend request on Facebook which caught me by surprise, mainly because my face was made the profile picture ftw.. it made me say cool and wtf at the same time.. bahahaha.. anyway, this profile was far from an admiration gone astray, but I officially have HATERS now ftw!~ =D

this seriously made me go, awwwwwww!~ =') my haters even included the links to everything.. awwwww!~ =') and said I'm an IniAnwarHadi wannabe.. awwwww!~ =')

as much as I wanted it to effect me in a bad way, I don't think it really does.. I do think it's kinda cute (and a bit dumb) for people to dedicate their time to make a Facebook page for the sole purpose of hating me, I really do thing it's cute! it made me go awwwww!~ =') for so many times I can't stop smiling.. ^^

they say only famous people have haters, so I don't really know my stand on this, since I'm not a famous person - not an actress since I suck at acting, not a singer since I only sing in the showers ftw - not a famous person, at all.. so to have haters is kinda cool ftw! =D okay okay, Najmie, having haters is a bad thing, don't get excited about it.. (=__=;; sheeeshhh!~

well, people will not hate without a reason, am I right? so let's talk about HOW I actually got these people to hate me, shall we?.. (^^,)

it all started with an innocent (ftw??) vlog post on YouTube, where I talked about how Maria Elena and Anwar Hadi, how they actually inspired me to try vlogging in English.. here's a video for you guys to watch.. it's just me talking about the 2 peeps who inspired me to vlog, so kinda like a simple report of them.. so yeah, nothing fun there.. and err, have a bucket next to you, in case of vomiting from annoyance or awe ftw.. =D

having said, this is my first official time vlogging, so it's normal to suck, right?.. my video got a lot of views and comments, and a lot of dislikes ftw hahaha that it made me think, should I continue vlogging?.. then in the midst of the whole negativity, came silver rays of hope and positiveness from quite a lot of people, giving me pointers and positive critiques that made my day, and inspired me to continue to grow myself.. hence, another controversial vlog! bahahahaha!~ =D

so this vlog has it's own haters and stuff, so it's kinda cool.. it has less views than the first vlog but since it's more controversial, I have haters now! bahahahahahaha!~ =D so in the video note, I already mentioned these were my OWN version of annoying poses, if you don't agree with me, it's fine.. I mean, come on!.. some people find it annoying, some find it cute.. regarding the highview pose, I find it annoying when all the 200 pictures in an album is full of the same kind of pose.. dude! if one or two okay la, cute la, fine la.. but 200 pictures with the same pose?? it makes you say, DUDE, GET A LIFE!~ =D

so a hater added me on Facebook with a personal account.. and it's actually my fault as well la, coz I approved the little girl, so she went through my photos and commented on this super old once-upon-a-time picture of me.. bahahahaha!~ in my whole album of 96 photos, there's just 2 photos of me with the highview pose, and 1 super ugly duck pose of myself that I forgot I had ftw bahahaha but the girl commented on that too.. I think she does all the said poses and was deeply effected by my vlog, hence the hate page and the picture used!.. ^^

it's obvious this girl is a noob when it comes to English, coz her English is all over the place in the wordings above.. and I know she's a Malay la, coz other races don't give a crap what I do or don't do ftw.. so yeah.. and and anddddd it's so effin cute that she included my YouTube account there, awwwww, she wants me to be famous! thank you darl!~ =')

so yeah, here's the story of my life, I have haters who have no life and want to share a piece on mine by making a hate page and adding me on Facebook.. LOL!~

what's your take on this? do share! ^^

There's a first time for everything - photoshoot

Mood : excited!

Assalamualaikum and hellowww Earthlings!.. wohoooo!~ =D yes2, I know what time it is, don't ask why I'm so hyper.. and nooooooo, I did not eat chocolates this late in the night to get sugar rush ftw.. hahaha..

back to the reason of this post..I was invited by a friend for a photoshoot a few days back.. it was somewhat out of the blue and short notice so I wasn't really fully prepared, hence the weird dress choice ftw.. (=_=;; so anyway, I'm not a professional model by far, not even close to an amateur model, I'm the suka suki model lah.. haha.. so this is my actually first time involved in a photoshoot by a professional photographer, BEN | Photography.. I really have no idea how to pose and my friend was like, "just be yourself and do any pose.. I'm just here to capture it.." I was like, "what?" LOL.. super effin blur.. hahaha.. but he did give me pointers as to how to stand, which leg goes in front, lean my body on which side, etc. so that was cool for a super duper noob like me.. LOL~

so without further ado, here are some pictures of my epic failed attempt to be a model, uploaded by my friend, Mr Ben!.. wheee!~ =D don't burn your eyes tho, viewer discretion is advised.. in case of emergency, please have a bucket next to you as I am not responsible for any vomiting on your part ftw.. hahaha.. =P

(o.0;;

ehem..

anyway.....

all pictures belongs to my friend, Mr Ben and his company.. I was just there to try and experience the life of a model, not near enough to amateur.. but hey, like my title said, there's a first time to everything.. I had fun in the photoshoot and my friend is a really great photographer and all the pictures turned out great, despite my epic failed pose ftw.. hahaha.. and believe me, being a model, it's not as easy as it seems.. the different poses you have to think up of, the cameras you have to act in front of (I had 2 photographers with me), the people watching you, the sweat (lots of tissues required ftw!), the expectations, the dirt.. hahaha.. yeah, it's harder than it seems but it was fun.. you guys should give it a try, like, seriously!.. ^^ err, but don't follow me, I think I suck as a model.. hahaha

if any of you are in the Northern region, Jitra, Alor Setar, Changlun, Sungai Petani, Penang, etc. and would like to acquire the expertise of my friend and his company, you can check out his website BEN | Photography or even his Facebook page to directly ask about his packages.. don't worry, he doesn't bite.. at least I don't think so.. LOL..

so that's it for today.. wheeee!~ now to make myself busy with ducks and chickens!~ and dream of ice cream and chocolates while drinking 100plus!~ wohoooo!~ =D

okay, I'm irritated with myself, it must be the lack of sleep.. so, good night beautiful people!~ (^^,)

Exams exams, the life of a student

Mood : hungry

Assalamualaikum and hello awesome peeps!.. don't ask me where I went or why, it's too long a story to share.. I'll get back to you about that one day, you know, if I actually find the time.. hahaha..

currently UUM is having its final exams, and of course, as a student, you're supposed to attend your exams in order to test what you've picked up and understood from your classes during the whole freaking semester.. so anyway, I'm currently taking 6 subjects; Entrepreneurial Skills and Behaviour, Franchise Management, Business Plan, Family Business, Social Science and Product and Operation Management.. I've passed the first 3 subjects, Alhamdulillah, not as bad as I thought it would be.. now waiting to answer the next 3 subjects on 20th, 23rd and 26th May..

so yeah, this is pretty much a blog post I sneaked in between my study time, you know, coz I was bored and missed talking to internet peeps.. hahaha..

and another thing I noticed was, my 1st vlog on youtube got a lot of buzz.. more negative compared to positive.. COOL HUH?? hahaha.. EPICNESS! some gave ideas and comments for me to improve my vlog, but others were just plain mean!.. but I love em anyway, coz they took their time to watch my vlog, so that's cool.. haha.. thanks webbies and youtubers!! ^^

for those who haven't watched my first ever vlog, you can click here... it's not my best work, but hey, it's just a start right?.. my vlog got 33,423 views, 70 comments, 27 likes and 103 dislikes!.. talk about EPIC!.. hahaha! XD

I'm actually thinking of doing another vlog, but haven't figured out the topic yet.. gonna start filming after my exams, so yeah, maybe some of you awesome people can give me some ideas to get me going.. hehehe..

okay, I'm gonna go study now.. yosh!! wish me luck for my 3 papers ya! ^^

Ice Skating anyone?

Mood : missing you

Assalamualaikum and hello gorgeous peeps!

how's your weekend so far?.. I hope it's been awesome.. my weekend wasn't that good, I'm still recovering from my horse riding injury.. don't know what I'm talking about?.. check out the previous entry please.. (^^,)

I was looking through my pictures on Facebook, when I came across a few pictures of me at Sunway Pyramid Ice Skating rink.. and it definitely brought back memories! =D I've only been to the rink 2 times, but both has their own awesome memories.. (^^,)

this was my first time at the rink, in December last year.. skating isn't that hard for me, since I've had experience in roller blading, which is quite similar to ice skating, only it's on land, and ice skating is, well, on ice.. duhhh!~ hahaha.. I went with my friend, Kerol, but coincidently met with my friend from college, Didi!.. she's quite scared, since it's her first time skating.. she clung on to me like glue.. hehehe.. so I took her around the rink a couple of times, which she fell 3 or 4 times, I forgot.. it's not that bad I think, coz falling is a part of learning, just like I fell off my horse.. hehehe.. so I didn't manage to not fall in the skating rink, coz I did an awesome superman dive from one corner to the other.. hahaha.. that's the reason why I'm wet in the picture above.. oh well, at least I only fell once, right?.. my friend fell for more than 20 times, so yeah.. (^^,)

then the 2nd time I went to the skating rink early this year, I didn't fall!! wohooooo!~~ super awesome!.. hahaha..

I went to the rink with my SIFErs, Lee Yen and Harn Wei during our company visitation program.. we weren't really wearing the proper attire, unless if you think wearing formal to the skating rink is normal la.. hehehe.. Harn Wei was wearing a formal skirt, super cute, but apparently not safe.. she fell down and scratched her knee on the ice.. some of her skin came off, which made Lee Yen feel guilty.. ya lah, she was pulling Harn Wei to the side as she was stumbling on the ice.. Lee Yen was trying to help, but end up hurting Harn Wei, thus the guilt succumbs her.. but Harn Wei is okay with it.. hey, accidents happen, right?..

as for me, I had fun going up and down on the ice.. super cool! I'm not that good, but alhamdulillah, I didn't fall.. I can move forward but I have a problem with stopping.. haha.. anyone can teach me?.. I'm planning on going to Sunway Pyramid again this semester holidays, which would probably be in June or July.. so maybe during that time?.. what say you? (^^,)

how to jump off a bridge and survive

Mood : hyped!

Assalamualaikum and hello awesome peeps!.. first and foremost, I would like to wish those who celebrate Christmas, a merry ho ho ho Christmas!.. deck the halls with stuff and eat at your hearts content.. but don't forget to exercise em all off later ya.. hehehe..

anyway, as the title says, I am going to share with you guys, the safest way to jump off a bridge and survive.. well, before we get to that, let's first state, WHY people would want to jump off.. maybe coz of love problems, family problems, money problems, work problems, gender problems (wtf?) or maybe you just got tired with your life and wanted to end it with a splash..

but then, there's also other reasons why people want to jump off a bridge, for adrenaline rush and for the sheer experience of insanity.. the feel of the wind wisping through your face as you fall fast from 50 meters high, the sight of the water coming closer and closer to contact with your face, the touch of the water as it laps you up, the feeling of FREEDOM..

there are people who want to jump off the bridge for this reason, but NEVER to die, just to experience the adrenaline rush.. same goes to me, I want to jump off a bridge AND survive.. I'm happy to share with everyone, that I did it.. I JUMPED OFF A BRIDGE AND I SURVIVED..

now let's get to the HOW part.. easy, go bungee jumping!.. you can get the adrenaline rush you want, be insane, touch the side of freedom and not die in the process.. hahaha..

for those in Malaysia, visit Sunway Lagoons Extreme Park for Malaysia's First Bungy Jump!.. prepare RM75 before you get there okay, that's how much the adrenaline rush costs.. (^^,)

ecstatic face, on the way to the awesome experience.. err, that's my phone in my pocket, not cigarettes.. hehe.. =P

first thing first, buy the godamn ticket.. like I said, it cost RM75 (discount for myKad holders, non myKad holders pay RM130) to jump off a bridge safely.. oh, did I mention you also have to sign a release form or something, signaling that Sunway Lagoon will not be responsible if anything goes wrong or if you die in the whole process.. charming huh?.. then the dude at the counter will weigh you and write your damn weight on your hand.. talk about exposing yourself.. pftttt.. (-__-;;

this is my sister, she jumped with me too.. you won't know my weight, coz is classified.. muahahahahahahahahha!~~ XD

next, make your way to the suspended bridge.. that means climbing a whole bunch of stairs.. I was pretty much winded once I reached the top, but that's not gonna stop my excitement.. wohooo!~~

see me and my sister's happy faces?.. (^^,) err, but I dunno the dude on the right.. passerby, maybe..

so, once you're there, make your way to this effin' small ledge almost at the middle of the bridge..

it's 50 meters high, btw.. nahh, it wasn't that high, wish it was 80 or 100, that would be EPIC!..

there'll be dudes in blue t-shirts marked 'Bungee Crew' to assist you and strap you to your doom.. okay, not doom, ultimate INSANITY FTW!! XD

this bro is the bungee instructor or something.. he was super nice and chatty, awesome attitude in dealing with scared yet excitedly insane people ready to jump.. hahahaha.. thumbs up bro! =D

before getting onto the platform, I have to wear the harness around my belt, like the dude in the picture above.. besides, I want to survive, not die.. take care of me please, bros.. (-__-;; the crew will fasten all the essential gear to ensure safety of the jumper.. he wrapped my feet with thick towels to ensure that I won't get bruised when the ropes jerked me from my doom.. hehe.. then he told me that there are 2 safety rope tied to me, my legs and behind my back, and not to worry if the rope around my legs give way as I plummet to my doom.. very comforting huh?.. omg, I use doom too much ftw.. (>w<)

hahaha, super excited face, ready to jump.. the dude fasting all the stuff to my feet was hitting on me.. hahahaha, super epic!.. sempat dia nak mengorat anak dara orang noh.. =p I think it was becoz I couldn't shut up, talked and talked and talked.. hahaha..

once you're ready, the instructor will tell you what and how you jump, etc etc and you'd probably miss what he says coz your heart was pounding hard in your chest.. well, maybe.. but that didn't happen to me.. coz I'm INSANE! wohooooo!~~ \(^0^)/ what do insane people do?.. take a picture with the instructor before you jump off, with your toes hanging out from the platform.. hahahaha!

say cheese bro! peace!

the moment of truth.... standing on the ledge, looking down.. I got mixed feelings.. excited, scared, even terrified, but I still want to jump.. I'm so close.. but then suddenly, my knees were shaky and I suddenly developed a fear of heights..

the bro starts saying, "are you ready?"

then I questioned myself inside, "am I ready? I've been ready for a freaking long time!"

but I said, "wait a moment"

10 seconds go by..

he starts counting, "ready? in five, four, three, two, one, JUMPPPP!!"

F youuuuuuu!!!!~~~~

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bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahahahahahahahaha!!!!~~~

I fucking DID IT!!!

XXXDDD

wohoooooooooo!!~~

and here's a video to prove it..

hahaha, I cursed as I was hanging there, "tinggi siot, bodoh!" (this is high, stupid!)

but I don't know who I was cursing to, it just came out from my mouth.. sorry for those offended, I blame the adrenaline rush.. hehe.. =p

I asked the boat guy, "it's normal to be screaming like a lunatic when you jump, right?"

"yeah, it's pretty normal.. worse case scenario is crying, coz the jumper was forced or dared by friends to jump.."

man, I wish someone would dare me to jump, I'd love to jump off again.. but the darer must pay RM75 for me la.. hahahaha.. I wanna jump for free please.. =p

adrenaline rush? CHECK

jump? CHECK

survived? CHECK

means you get a certificate of insanity!

wohooooo!

congratulations to my sister and me!

XD

want one?

go jump off a bridge.. but only Sunway Lagoons bridge please, you won't get this certificate if you jump off Penang bridge..

(^^,)

experience the adrenaline and the sheer insanity!!

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