Mood : not gay..
good morning awesome people!!
and like my title, I'd like to congratulate all of you..
for being GAY!!
you know who you are..
yes you! and you! and you!!
be it you're a guy or a girl,
you're all gay!!!
hahahaha, I'm sure all of you are perplex as to why I accuse you of being gay, right?..
well, I'm here to share with you my views of being gay and why I say everyone is gay..
but first, a question..
and you have to answer this truthfully..
have you ever seen or met a person of the same gender and feel envious or jealousy of
her/his good looks,
her/his perfect hair,
her/his fashion sense,
well, have you?
I'm pretty much sure all of you answered Yes..
and I'm quite sure some of you think certain people of the same gender are hot or sexy or gorgeous, right?
for instance, an actor/actress..
I for one think that Jessica Alba and Megan Fox are hot and sexy myself..
I mean, have you seen their figure?
it's to die for weih, gila hot!
and yes, this makes me gay..
my definition of gay here does not have any relations to any SX feelings..
I do not feel like I wanna kiss or do any other actions related to sex with Jessica Alba or Megan Fox..
please stop your sexual imagination here, thank you..
:D :D :D
it's merely the feeling of jealousy or envy for a feature from the person of the same gender..
so, this means that everyone is gay..
because, in some point of your life, you will feel envious to a certain person of the same gender for a feature that she/he has..
or maybe even a certain characteristic or trait of the said person..
the person might even be your mom, dad, sister, brother, cousin, aunt, uncle or even friends..
it could be anybody in your life..
and they're probably gay too..
but just so you know, I frown upon real gays, be it men or women..
the people of the same gender doing what married people are meant to do..
it's just so wrong and I'm against that..
it's disgusting weih..
so everyone, embrace your gayness!!
(by my definition only)
it's perfectly normal to feel envious towards your sister who has perfect skin..
or envious to your brother for having six packs and gorgeous body..
or envious to your friends for having great fashion sense and humor..
or envious to your teacher for being a smart person..
it's perfectly normal to be this kind of gay..
so, embrace it and smile!
coz you're not alone..
everyone is gay!!