Mood : Jolly.. ('_')??
I got this from a friends blog..
suddenly wanted to do it.. so bear with me here.. hahaha..
Objective: Are you mean and sarcastic? Have you ever answered people ‘meanly’ and sarcastically? If yes, show us how mean and sarcastic you are! If no, then you should try at least once in your life with this note.
Rule: Respond to these as sarcastic/mean as you could. (YR stands for Your Response.)
If an annoying person says:
1) I am cute.
YR: yeah, sure. *walks away*
2) I am the most beautiful/handsome.
YR: who the hell taught you English?.. that sentence is left hanging..
3) See, everyone likes me because I am rich and famous!
YR: and because you're so hideous and makes them look gorgeous.. *smirk*
4) Unlike you, I am perfectly multi-skilled. I do everything very well from sports to academic thingy.
YR: Do I know you?..
5) You don’t know me? I am Bruneian artist; I have albums.
YR: If I don't know you, you're not famous enough.. now beat it!
If an annoying hot woman/man says:
1) I know you like me.
YR: If you're rich, I'm single.. (borrowed from Igniz.. lol!)
2) What are you looking at? I am not interested in you!
YR: Perasan much?.. I was looking at the mirror behind you..
3) Sorry, you are nice but seriously not my type!
YR: I wasn't flirting with you.. keep dreaming!
4) UNLESS you are rich, then don’t dream that I will get a ride with you!
YR: Unless YOU are rich, I don't give a damn..
5) Look, I am pretty/handsome; I can make people hate you!
YR: Wow, I think you're high on meths..
If an annoying extremely ugly woman/man says:
1) I think you and I can make a good couple.
YR: sorry, I don't want my kids to have your genes..
2) May I have your cell phone? Please please please?
YR: I hate pushers.. I hate you..
3) Hi, wanna hang out? I want you to be with me the whole night.
YR: unless you're filthy rich, old and about to die and inherit all your assets to me, I won't give you the light of day..
4) What do you like about me?
YR: your silence..
5) I want you to say that I am pretty/handsome and you like me sooooo much!
YR: I'll tell you when I'm blind and desperate..
If your enemy says:
1) Hi bitch!
YR: are you talking to yourself again?
2) You smell like shit!
YR: and you smell like your mum after a trip to the toilet..
3) What an ugly creature you are!
YR: ever tried looking in a mirror?
4) I am going to kick your ass in this race for sure!
YR: eat my dust!
If your annoying ex says:
1) I still love you...
YR: I still hate you..
2) I know you still love me!
3) Please, go back with me honey/hubby.
YR: maybe when I'm desperate.. which is never!
4) Please call me...
YR: you're not cool enough.. now scram!
5) The break up hurt me so much.
YR: good to know..
If an annoying salesperson says:
1) Wow! You are so pretty/handsome!
YR: what else is new?
2) Seriously, I used this product and I've changed!
YR: guess you were shitty before AND now..
3) We are giving a discount up to 50%!
YR: and I care why?
4) This one is good sir/madam. Buy sir/madam, buy.
YR: give me your money and I'll buy it for myself..
anyone can have this tag, coz I don't really care..
who knew being mean and sarcastic could be hard..