Friday, July 31, 2009
Thursday, July 30, 2009
Wednesday, July 29, 2009
Mood : not gay..
good morning awesome people!!
and like my title, I'd like to congratulate all of you..
for being GAY!!
you know who you are..
yes you! and you! and you!!
be it you're a guy or a girl,
you're all gay!!!
hahahaha, I'm sure all of you are perplex as to why I accuse you of being gay, right?..
well, I'm here to share with you my views of being gay and why I say everyone is gay..
but first, a question..
and you have to answer this truthfully..
have you ever seen or met a person of the same gender and feel envious or jealousy of
her/his good looks,
her/his perfect hair,
her/his fashion sense,
well, have you?
I'm pretty much sure all of you answered Yes..
and I'm quite sure some of you think certain people of the same gender are hot or sexy or gorgeous, right?
for instance, an actor/actress..
I for one think that Jessica Alba and Megan Fox are hot and sexy myself..
I mean, have you seen their figure?
it's to die for weih, gila hot!
and yes, this makes me gay..
my definition of gay here does not have any relations to any SX feelings..
I do not feel like I wanna kiss or do any other actions related to sex with Jessica Alba or Megan Fox..
please stop your sexual imagination here, thank you..
:D :D :D
it's merely the feeling of jealousy or envy for a feature from the person of the same gender..
so, this means that everyone is gay..
because, in some point of your life, you will feel envious to a certain person of the same gender for a feature that she/he has..
or maybe even a certain characteristic or trait of the said person..
the person might even be your mom, dad, sister, brother, cousin, aunt, uncle or even friends..
it could be anybody in your life..
and they're probably gay too..
but just so you know, I frown upon real gays, be it men or women..
the people of the same gender doing what married people are meant to do..
it's just so wrong and I'm against that..
it's disgusting weih..
so everyone, embrace your gayness!!
(by my definition only)
it's perfectly normal to feel envious towards your sister who has perfect skin..
or envious to your brother for having six packs and gorgeous body..
or envious to your friends for having great fashion sense and humor..
or envious to your teacher for being a smart person..
it's perfectly normal to be this kind of gay..
so, embrace it and smile!
coz you're not alone..
everyone is gay!!
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
Mood : erm, sleepy?
Good Morning awesome people!!
I'm up early today..
I was forced too!
I had to send my sister to school this morning and hadn't slept back since..
so I'm a bit sleepy and groggy..
since UUM is in hiatus mood (whatever that means) for a week, I am now stuck at home not doing anything at the moment..
but I do have some plans..
I'm thinking of:-
going to the gym..
doing my homework (towards the end of my holiday)
reading and commenting other peoples' blog..
and watching aimless tv..
sounds fun doesn't it?
I'm not gonna eat out or go to the cinema to watch movies coz :-
1) I have no one to go with
2) I spent my money on my new phone
well, technically it was mum's money, I borrowed RM 250 from her to buy my
Sony Ericsson W395..
and it's awesome! btw..
XD XD XD
no pictures taken yet, but maybe in my next post..
why so cheap?
the phone originally costs RM 449, but I traded my previous phone, [SE W350i] which I got for RM 200, without the memory card..
tinggi kan nilai tu?
the guy at the handphone shop was nice and cute..
too bad he was a smoker..
Chinese looking, with fair skin..
heck, a Chinese girl came by and asked him to pass out fliers of her store to his customers, all the while talking in Mandarin, obviously thinking he was Chinese..
and did you know what he did?
he said, "ok.. emm.. ok.. xie xie.."
when she left, he told me he understood nothing!
XD XD XD XD
sakit perut aku gelak, kau tahu??!
he said people mistook him as Chinese loads of time and he get's bored and just play along with it, even when he doesn't understand..
he was just lucky that I was there to translate what the Chinese girl told him..
I understand some Chinese, Mandarin only, but don't know how to speak Mandarin..
sucks, I know..
I'm gonna start polishing on my Mandarin soon..
well, I'm off!
there's gonna be a PC Fair this Thursday in UUM..
Pikom weih, sure murah-murah barang dia..
wish I had money to buy a [portable hardisk]..
buy it for me please?..
Sunday, July 26, 2009
Mood : Jolly.. ('_')??
I got this from a friends blog..
suddenly wanted to do it.. so bear with me here.. hahaha..
Objective: Are you mean and sarcastic? Have you ever answered people ‘meanly’ and sarcastically? If yes, show us how mean and sarcastic you are! If no, then you should try at least once in your life with this note.
Rule: Respond to these as sarcastic/mean as you could. (YR stands for Your Response.)
If an annoying person says:
1) I am cute.
YR: yeah, sure. *walks away*
2) I am the most beautiful/handsome.
YR: who the hell taught you English?.. that sentence is left hanging..
3) See, everyone likes me because I am rich and famous!
YR: and because you're so hideous and makes them look gorgeous.. *smirk*
4) Unlike you, I am perfectly multi-skilled. I do everything very well from sports to academic thingy.
YR: Do I know you?..
5) You don’t know me? I am Bruneian artist; I have albums.
YR: If I don't know you, you're not famous enough.. now beat it!
If an annoying hot woman/man says:
1) I know you like me.
YR: If you're rich, I'm single.. (borrowed from Igniz.. lol!)
2) What are you looking at? I am not interested in you!
YR: Perasan much?.. I was looking at the mirror behind you..
3) Sorry, you are nice but seriously not my type!
YR: I wasn't flirting with you.. keep dreaming!
4) UNLESS you are rich, then don’t dream that I will get a ride with you!
YR: Unless YOU are rich, I don't give a damn..
5) Look, I am pretty/handsome; I can make people hate you!
YR: Wow, I think you're high on meths..
If an annoying extremely ugly woman/man says:
1) I think you and I can make a good couple.
YR: sorry, I don't want my kids to have your genes..
2) May I have your cell phone? Please please please?
YR: I hate pushers.. I hate you..
3) Hi, wanna hang out? I want you to be with me the whole night.
YR: unless you're filthy rich, old and about to die and inherit all your assets to me, I won't give you the light of day..
4) What do you like about me?
YR: your silence..
5) I want you to say that I am pretty/handsome and you like me sooooo much!
YR: I'll tell you when I'm blind and desperate..
If your enemy says:
1) Hi bitch!
YR: are you talking to yourself again?
2) You smell like shit!
YR: and you smell like your mum after a trip to the toilet..
3) What an ugly creature you are!
YR: ever tried looking in a mirror?
4) I am going to kick your ass in this race for sure!
YR: eat my dust!
If your annoying ex says:
1) I still love you...
YR: I still hate you..
2) I know you still love me!
3) Please, go back with me honey/hubby.
YR: maybe when I'm desperate.. which is never!
4) Please call me...
YR: you're not cool enough.. now scram!
5) The break up hurt me so much.
YR: good to know..
If an annoying salesperson says:
1) Wow! You are so pretty/handsome!
YR: what else is new?
2) Seriously, I used this product and I've changed!
YR: guess you were shitty before AND now..
3) We are giving a discount up to 50%!
YR: and I care why?
4) This one is good sir/madam. Buy sir/madam, buy.
YR: give me your money and I'll buy it for myself..
anyone can have this tag, coz I don't really care..
who knew being mean and sarcastic could be hard..
I have to ask you guys a question..
a guy and a girl..
a boy and a girl..
a man and a woman..
is it true that they can never be friends without having feelings for each other?..
please tell me..
is it true?
Saturday, July 25, 2009
Mood : Still sore
well, in case some of you didn't know, I am currently becoming active in a much loved sport that I left 6 years ago due to some circumstances, which is Taekwondo..
there are 2 classes for Taekwondo, Fighter class and Starter class..
last Thursday, I went to my 1st Fighter class, and you can check it out here..
so due to my unconcealed excitedment, I overdid my muscles and now they are aching like crazy!
honestly, I'm not quite sure if I'll be able to make it tonight to the Starters class..
but whatever it is, I have to brave all odds and go anyway..
coz I already promised Daphnee and I'm not gonna break my promise to her..
but she won't be joining me though, she has to go to a concert or something..
I'll go though, have to tough it out la kan if I want to be a fighter..
so awesome people, anticipate another sore day tomorrow ya?
Friday, July 24, 2009
halo and hyep!!
the title of my post explains the reason all by itself..
last night was my first official Taekwondo class, and honestly, it was AWESOME!!
I so miss it..
6 years I left the sport, since I was in form 4..
I was a bit rusty, but the coach said I was fighter material..
so the night started with me picking up Daphnee and going to the library's foyer..
I asked her if she wanted to join and she was thrilled!
there was me, Daph and Kak Ijah..
when we got there, there were already people wearing Taekwondo uniforms loitering around and talking to each other..
the coach wasn't there yet, I soon found out..
I was anxious, wanting to start kicking again, and also find a bathroom to change from t-shirts to uniform..
I was half naked anyway..
opsss, too much information!
XD XD XD
no lah, I was only wearing my Taekwondo pants so I had to change my upper half..
honestly, what were you guys thinking??!!
Daph was so excited to learn Taekwondo, and honestly, for a beginner, she was quite good..
thumbs up for Daph!
the people there were ecstatic to have a foreigner in the class..
even the coach was trying to communicate in English but was having difficulty..
everyone wanted to talk to Daph, but were hit with the communication barrier..
except me, of course!
miahahaha, prasan siot.. :p
there was this Chinese guy who kept wanting to be in same line as me and Daph..
I guess he finds it fascinating that I can talk and communicate with a foreigner in English fluently..
I mean, there's only a handful of Malays that can do that, right?..
and those are rare to come by..
miahahahaha, again, prasan lagi! :p
but I did see the way people look at me when I talk English with Daph..
kinda like a crossover between awe and jealousy..
here are some evidence of the crime I committed last night..
I was busted for it..
and the crime was..
having too much fun!!
XD XD XD
photos credited to Kak Ijah..
it sucks though..
the coach likes her though, trying really hard to talk to her in English..
kudos for the coach!!
before going back to the car..
the coach said I was fighter material and with a few more polishing, I might be able to represent UUM in an upcoming tournament in UIA somewhere next month before Ramadhan..
I'm so excited!
but the only thing I need to work on fast is the twist..
when I kick, I forget to twist my other leg, to make my kicks stronger and make my stand firmer on the ground..
oh, did I tell you?
I FELL DOWN on my back and butt last night..
I saw the ceiling weih!
dah la budak-budak silat tengah practice kat foyer tu jugak..
muka aku tebal, kau tahu?
but I moved on and lived la..
there's another class tomorrow night at the same place and same time..